Since I didn't have a candy wrapper to help me with the bad connection I was about to have, I resorted to using vocal sound effects. When Agent Carson picked up, I started my performance. "Agent.. Agent Carson, " I said, panting into the phone." Yes, Charley." She seemed unimpressed, but I wasn't about to stop now." I-- I know who the kshshshshshsh are."" I'm a little busy right now, Davidson. What is a Ksh, and why do I care?"" I'm sorry. My kshshsh.. is kshshsh.. ing." I repeat. What is a Ksh? And why do I care if it is ksh-ing?" She was a tough one. I knew I should have waited and bought a Butterfinger at the Jug-N-Chug. Those wrappers crakled like Rice Krispies on a Saturday morning. "You aren't listeni--kshshsh."" You're really bad at this."" Bank ro-ksh-ers. I know who they kshshsh."" Charley, if you don't cut this crap out." I hung up and turned off my phone before she could figure out what I was trying not to tell her and call back. . Darynda Jones
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"Since I didn't have a candy wrapper to help me with the bad connection I was about to have, I resorted to using vocal sound effects. When Agent Carson picked up, I started my performance. "Agent... Agent Carson," I said, panting into the phone."Yes, Charley." She seemed unimpressed, but I wasn't about to stop now."I know who the kshshshshshsh are.""I'm a little busy right now, Davidson.

What is a Ksh, and why do I care?""I'm sorry. My kshshsh... is kshsh...

ing."I repeat. What is a Ksh? And why do I care if it is ksh-ing?"She was a tough one. I knew I should have waited and bought a Butterfinger at the Jug-N-Chug.

Those wrappers crakled like Rice Krispies on a Saturday morning. "You aren't listeni--kshshsh.""You're really bad at this.""Bank ro-ksh-ers. I know who they kshshsh.""Charley, if you don't cut this crap out."I hung up and turned off my phone before she could figure out what I was trying not to tell her and call back.

Source: Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

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